Smithareen

noun

A fragment, a decomponent part, a remain. The word is used variously, but in the following verse on a noted female reformer who opposed bicycle-riding by women because it "led them to the devil" it is seen at its best:

    The wheels go round without a sound --

        The maidens hold high revel;

    In sinful mood, insanely gay,
    True spinsters spin adown the way

        From duty to the devil!

    They laugh, they sing, and -- ting-a-ling!

        Their bells go all the morning;

    Their lanterns bright bestar the night

        Pedestrians a-warning.

    With lifted hands Miss Charlotte stands,

        Good-Lording and O-mying,

    Her rheumatism forgotten quite,

        Her fat with anger frying.

    She blocks the path that leads to wrath,

        Jack Satan's power defying.

    The wheels go round without a sound

        The lights burn red and blue and green.

    What's this that's found upon the ground?

        Poor Charlotte Smith's a smithareen!

    John William Yope


—Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary