Scrap-Book

noun

A book that is commonly edited by a fool. Many persons of some small distinction compile scrap-books containing whatever they happen to read about themselves or employ others to collect. One of these egotists was addressed in the lines following, by Agamemnon Melancthon Peters:

    Dear Frank, that scrap-book where you boast

        You keep a record true

    Of every kind of peppered roast

        That's made of you;

    Wherein you paste the printed gibes

        That revel round your name,

    Thinking the laughter of the scribes

        Attests your fame;

    Where all the pictures you arrange

        That comic pencils trace --

    Your funny figure and your strange

        Semitic face --

    Pray lend it me. Wit I have not,

        Nor art, but there I'll list

    The daily drubbings you'd have got

            Had God a fist.


—Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary