Rumor

noun

A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.

    Sharp, irresistible by mail or shield,

        By guard unparried as by flight unstayed,

    O serviceable Rumor, let me wield

        Against my enemy no other blade.

    His be the terror of a foe unseen,

        His the inutile hand upon the hilt,

    And mine the deadly tongue, long, slender, keen,

        Hinting a rumor of some ancient guilt.

    So shall I slay the wretch without a blow,
    Spare me to celebrate his overthrow,
    And nurse my valor for another foe.

Joel Buxter


—Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary