Religion

noun

A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.

    "What is your religion my son?" inquired the Archbishop of Rheims.
    "Pardon, monseigneur," replied Rochebriant; "I am ashamed of it."
    "Then why do you not become an atheist?"
    "Impossible! I should be ashamed of atheism."
    "In that case, monsieur, you should join the Protestants."


—Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary