President

noun

The leading figure in a small group of men of whom -- and of whom only -- it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.

    If that's an honor surely 'tis a greater
    To have been a simple and undamned spectator.
    Behold in me a man of mark and note
    Whom no elector e'er denied a vote! --
    An undiscredited, unhooted gent
    Who might, for all we know, be President
    By acclimation. Cheer, ye varlets, cheer --
    I'm passing with a wide and open ear!

Jonathan Fomry


—Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary