Executive

noun

An officer of the Government, whose duty it is to enforce the wishes of the legislative power until such time as the judicial department shall be pleased to pronounce them invalid and of no effect. Following is an extract from an old book entitled, The Lunarian Astonished -- Pfeiffer & Co., Boston, 1803:

    LUNARIAN: Then when your Congress has passed a law it goes
    directly to the Supreme Court in order that it may at once be
    known whether it is constitutional?

    TERRESTRIAN: O no; it does not require the approval of the
    Supreme Court until having perhaps been enforced for many
    years somebody objects to its operation against himself -- I
    mean his client. The President, if he approves it, begins to
    execute it at once.

    LUNARIAN: Ah, the executive power is a part of the legislative.
    Do your policemen also have to approve the local ordinances
    that they enforce?

    TERRESTRIAN: Not yet -- at least not in their character of
    constables. Generally speaking, though, all laws require the
    approval of those whom they are intended to restrain.

    LUNARIAN: I see. The death warrant is not valid until signed by
    the murderer.

    TERRESTRIAN: My friend, you put it too strongly; we are not so
    consistent.

    LUNARIAN: But this system of maintaining an expensive judicial
    machinery to pass upon the validity of laws only after they
    have long been executed, and then only when brought before the
    court by some private person -- does it not cause great
    confusion?

    TERRESTRIAN: It does.

    LUNARIAN: Why then should not your laws, previously to being
    executed, be validated, not by the signature of your
    President, but by that of the Chief Justice of the Supreme
    Court?

    TERRESTRIAN: There is no precedent for any such course.

    UNARIAN: Precedent. What is that?

    TERRESTRIAN: It has been defined by five hundred lawyers in three
    volumes each. So how can any one know?


—Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary