Duel

noun

A formal ceremony preliminary to the reconciliation of two enemies. Great skill is necessary to its satisfactory observance; if awkwardly performed the most unexpected and deplorable consequences sometimes ensue. A long time ago a man lost his life in a duel.

    That dueling's a gentlemanly vice
    I hold; and wish that it had been my lot
    To live my life out in some favored spot --
    Some country where it is considered nice
    To split a rival like a fish, or slice
    A husband like a spud, or with a shot
    Bring down a debtor doubled in a knot
    And ready to be put upon the ice.
    Some miscreants there are, whom I do long
    To shoot, to stab, or some such way reclaim
    The scurvy rogues to better lives and manners,
    I seem to see them now -- a mighty throng.
    It looks as if to challenge _me_ they came,
    Jauntily marching with brass bands and banners!

        Xamba Q. Dar


—Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary