Advice

noun

The smallest current coin.

    "The man was in such deep distress,"
    Said Tom, "that I could do no less
    Than give him good advice." Said Jim:
    "If less could have been done for him
    I know you well enough, my son,
    To know that's what you would have done."

        Jebel Jocordy


—Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary